It’s cut

 

I’m still amazed that I did it – I cut my own marble countertops! The marble did break on the first cut and I learned to push the saw and not press down and push. I had enough material to finish the countertops as I wanted.

So long makeshift wood and hello carrerra marble. An old butler’s pantry countertop is my new countertops. (did I mention $200 at architectural salvage?) It’s butterry and smooth and not as cold as one would imagine.

Using salvage materials has drawbacks like limitation of color and materials and size but that’s where creativity comes into play. I’ll bring out the wall to compensate for the gap at the back and the tile backsplash will finish it up perfectly. I wonder what I’ll be doing next weekend?!?

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On being a Lady

If I was a girl I’d be a lady, but a fun one and more like Lady Chatterly!
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Diamonds, Dior and Marble Countertops?

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It’s not what you think – the good life at a discount. Today is the day to cut the countertops for the kitchen . . . What am I thinking.

First it’s 96 inches of marble countertop from SilverLake Architectural Salvage for $200. (It weighs over 200 lbs and happily more than me.). But the lower cost means DYI.

From my research I need:
1) a diamond saw blade and OSH hooked me up
2) Measuring things; check, check and triple check
3) water saw – time to be creative and run water while cut. I’ve cut tile before so this is just bigger, right?!?
4) goggles. Check! My Dior sunglasses that are 5 seasons old wrap around and almost clear will be perfect.
5) delusional self-reliance – double check!

What have I committed myself to thus time?!?

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Monogamy?!

I used to think monogamy was a type of wood. Now I know … It’s TWO!
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Bathroom Pedicure

The claw foot tub got it’s final touch with a Silver leaf manicure. Big thanks to Michaels for being open and having paint with silver in it. Not to needlessly critique the store but it is so full of little crafty stuff that I felt claustrophobic and needed a stenciled paper bag over my mouth to keep from hyperventilating. All was forgiven once I got home and inhaled silver fumes while performing cosmetology on those big talons! How could I not be smiling?!?

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Trashy – in a good way!

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The last of the large trash piles for this house (until the carport comes down ). This house has yielded more than a dozen trash piles like this. It’s a lot of work to take out the mistakes added to a cute house, built in 1925, to make it more modern. NOT me – we are back to the basic good bones of this house.

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Dizzy Fairy?

And for my next trick, I will arrive at the house warming party with my jaunty little bag from Anthropology and marvel at how no one is there. At the same, inexplicably recalling it’s next week and quietly slinking off the front porch and vanishing into my car. Did the new home owners realize I was there or was it an illusion?!? I’ll never tell. ( I’d be so embarrassed if I was caught! Ugh )
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Is is bad if . . .

My boyfriend said “Zane, your bedroom has seen more wood than Paul Bunyan”?
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Zane-isms

Penises are like snowflakes – each one is unique. And I should know, I’ve been through a blizzard.
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Flower Guy

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Not my b-day or manniversary but was surprised to receive flowers at work to break up the “monotony”. That Nes is a great guy.

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