Dizzy Fairy?

And for my next trick, I will arrive at the house warming party with my jaunty little bag from Anthropology and marvel at how no one is there. At the same, inexplicably recalling it’s next week and quietly slinking off the front porch and vanishing into my car. Did the new home owners realize I was there or was it an illusion?!? I’ll never tell. ( I’d be so embarrassed if I was caught! Ugh )