Notice to my dog, Zack

You will stop peeing in Adam’s room! What you fail to realize is that there are 48 acres of Pecan trees in Texas that you can endlessly piss on.I get that it’s storming and you’re afraid to go outside and would rather not use your dog door. But while I’m in the house, during bath time, you secretly lifted your leg. Did you think I wouldn’t smell and see it?

The facts are these: I take you to the front door morning and night. The dog door is installed for you alone. My son will not have a room with urine and the only exception is that he is not potty trained himself.

Zack, I love you and I’m happy I rescued you 7 years ago. We didn’t go through 2 months of house training and 1 entire carpet for you to backslide now. Just remember . . . Grandma has an orchard and owes me a favor.

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