My happiest moment today:

Taking advantage of Banana Republic’s 70% off sale. It’s been 5+ years since I bought a jacket! And a jaunty new scarf to go with!!And to the uptight sales guy who was too stuck up: I told the cashier no one had helped me so no commission for you. . . “Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.” Pretty Woman II – Crazy Gay Man shops Old Town Pasadena.