Category Archives: Fatherhood

I cannot reproduce in captivity. . . or in the wild

I need a snooze button installed on my toddler

Really?! – 6 am everyday? Even God sleeps in on Sundays and gets up to watch the hilarity of religions use his name too liberally. But I digress . . . I never thought to get a model with a … Continue reading

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Madonna and Child?

Oh heavens. More like Madonna fan and child!

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Poppa Zane? Yep!

Yesterday at 4:15 pm the call from social services finally arrived and true to form they needed an emergency placement of a little boy that needed a home. I was one of 2 candidates and would I mind driving NOW … Continue reading

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