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an Elve’s job sucks

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I’m not one to judge, but …

She walked on those heels like a Clydesdale. I expected a big wagon of beer right behind her and got nothing!

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Glazing that’s not on a donut

See the full gallery on Posterous Love the newly ReGlazed bathtub. But really, i cannot use the tub for 48 hours and I’ve got a 16 month old in the house?!? I’m gonna smell funky at work on Monday. Best … Continue reading

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Cannot spell paparazzi w/out Papa

Already learning how to dodge paparazzi thanks to my papa’s find of sunglasses on amazon.com. And, being driven as well.

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Glazing that’s not on a donut

See the full gallery on Posterous Love the newly ReGlazed bathtub. But really, i cannot use the tub for 48 hours and I’ve got a 16 month old in the house?!? I’m gonna smell funky at work on Monday. Best … Continue reading

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Tonight’s Dinner needs a priest or a fireman

That meal was so over cooked it was either a religious burnt offering or the work of an arsonist. I have got to learn to cook better.

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I need a snooze button installed on my toddler

Really?! – 6 am everyday? Even God sleeps in on Sundays and gets up to watch the hilarity of religions use his name too liberally. But I digress . . . I never thought to get a model with a … Continue reading

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Madonna and Child?

Oh heavens. More like Madonna fan and child!

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Poppa Zane? Yep!

Yesterday at 4:15 pm the call from social services finally arrived and true to form they needed an emergency placement of a little boy that needed a home. I was one of 2 candidates and would I mind driving NOW … Continue reading

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You must be visiting Napa valley this weekend

. . . Because you’ve been whining all day.

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