Category Archives: Zane-isms

One Liners? oh yeah, he’s from the south you know!

Is is bad if . . .

My boyfriend said “Zane, your bedroom has seen more wood than Paul Bunyan”?

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Zane-isms

Penises are like snowflakes – each one is unique. And I should know, I’ve been through a blizzard.

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Flower Guy

Not my b-day or manniversary but was surprised to receive flowers at work to break up the “monotony”. That Nes is a great guy.

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Boss’ Expectations

So let me get this right: you want me to learn proper boxing rules and regulations and I can only use those. Then, you send me into a street fight?

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Last night talking

Talking to my guy last night and mimicking an English Finishing School head mistress. Him: is it odd that my b friend is an English woman? Me: not really – they both are kinda masculine!

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Zane on the reliability of the old platform

Zane on the reliability of the old platform “what in the month, leads you to believe that the system won’t go down more than a showgirl in Vegas?”

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Which one is the original Big Boy?!?

Which one is the original Big Boy?!? Breakfast with Joey – not pictured.

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